The most useful thing about having 300 rooms is that you can decide that one of them is to be the Onion Drying Room. And another can be the Wheat Threshing Room if you want it to be. It’s looking like 30 kilos of onions and a lot of grain. I’ve threshed half of the wheat against the back of a yellow chair, and there is still the rye to come.
Tremendous lead - probably the finest two sentences I've read this week...